BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

inboxideas:

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whatamianun:

notyouraveragesecretary:

Send me a prompt, I’ll write you some smut using that prompt.  Send me a 

Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower
Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place
Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space
Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other
Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed
Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object. 
Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play
Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch. 
Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character
Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner 
Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity 
Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters.
Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character.
Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex
Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome
Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually.
Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating

frommemetoyou:

• Who would be the big spoon?
• Who would wake up first?
• Do they have nicknames for each other?
• What happened when they met each other’s parents?
• How do they apologise after an argument?
• What would they be like as parents?
  
• Who is the better cook?
• Who is more romantic?
• What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
• Who gets jealous easiest?
• Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
• Who is the most adventurous?
• Who is the most protective?
• What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
• *BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

• "You actually thought i cared about you?"
• "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
• "You're a monster!"
• "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
• "You're all mine now."
• "How could you do this to me!?"
• "I trusted you!"
• "Is that supposed to scare me?"
• "Put the knife down."
• "You're scaring me..."
• "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
• "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
• "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
• "Let me go!"
• "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
• "Your blood smells wonderful."
• "Who did this to you?"
• "You're in my way."
• "I thought you were dead!"
• "Help me!"
• "Long live the king."
• "What did they do to you?"
• "What have you done?"
• "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
• "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
• "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
• "Stop it, your hurting me!"
• "They'll kill you!"
• "I hate you."
• "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
• "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

• some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
• "You actually thought i cared about you?"
• "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
• "You're a monster!"
• "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
• "You're all mine now."
• "How could you do this to me!?"
• "I trusted you!"
• "Is that supposed to scare me?"
• "Put the knife down."
• "You're scaring me..."
• "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
• "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
• "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
• "Let me go!"
• "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
• "Your blood smells wonderful."
• "Who did this to you?"
• "You're in my way."
• "I thought you were dead!"
• "Help me!"
• "Long live the king."
• "What did they do to you?"
• "What have you done?"
• "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
• "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
• "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
• "Stop it, your hurting me!"
• "They'll kill you!"
• "I hate you."
• "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
• "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"